Issue #41

Issue #41 7/24/18

 

AENDERIAN PRESIDENT IMPOSES “SANCTIONS” ON LILYLANDIA

On July 24th, 2018, Presydent Gilzem of Aenderia give a statement regarding the Lilylandia- Alperia “War”. Overall, he thinks that it is stupid, and what he said tonight at the Delrena reflects that. Here is his statement: “When I’ve heard that you’ve declared war on Alperia, I instantly knew it was, pardon my words, but stupid! The Republic of Aenderia wants nothing to do with this conflict, but I may as well just put it out there to the Queen and Prime Minister Madame Blackberry. First things first, coups are bad; everybody knows that. But if your majority in Lilylandia is stuffed animals and a minority in Alperia, it can raise some alarms within a micronation, making the president, Alperen, to make a quick and hasty decision. To be honest, Alperen’s decision was controversial, indeed. But if we look at what the United States did in the 1940s with the Japanese-Americans, we can understand that a threat may lead to controversial decisions. The second thing I have to say, is that this isn’t the first time your government has made a quick and thoughtless decision. Back in late June, your nation imposed sanctions on our nation… for expansion into Antarctica. You started military training exercises, but in the end I delivered a response to you saying that we pose no threat as we have no military. But the way you are acting now towards a nation which tried to defuse a stuffed animal minority. So, we ask you to call off the war and rethink your decision. Also, a little advice for next time: think before you make a decision which can alter your nation down a bad path”, according to the Aenderian Times.

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By Cooper Kiwi   information from https://aenderiantimes.wordpress.com/       flag copyright Lilylandia 2018

 

MASS DESTRUCTION OF JULY 22ND AND 23RD, 2018 IN PAXLAND

On July 22nd, 2018, King Cooper Narceus came back to the mainland of the Kingdom of Paxland from a vacation in the Settlers’ Ridge Republic, a lesser known micronation in Tuxedo, North Carolina, to discover that all of the Paxlandic Government buildings had been destroyed. According to the Paxlandic Weather Service, their had been strong winds and rain in the area while King Cooper Narceus was gone, and that the buildings most likely were not strong enough to with hold those winds and were knocked over. King Cooper Narceus agreed to this statement and rebuilt the Government buildings. He started with the Intermicronational Military Unit/ IMU Headquarters. The IMU Headquarters were completely destroyed with not a single piece of wood standing up. Even the stick that was supposed to hold up an IMU logo pointing towards the IMU Headquarters fell off. King Cooper Narceus finished the IMU Headquarters in 6 minutes and then moved on to the Seven Founding Stones Museum, which is a museum that has bricks that were left behind from where an old house used to be. Only 3 out of the 7 stones were standing on display. He picked up the remaining 4 stones and put them put in display in under a minute. He then proceeded to re-build the Royal Castle, which only had 1 log of dead bamboo still standing up straight. He rebuilt the Royal Castle in 7 minutes, but stepped on an fire ant pile in the process. King Cooper Narceus promises that if the happens again, he will dig the wood into the ground. On July 23rd, 2018, another severe thunderstorm came threw the Kingdom of Paxland and knocked over some of the wood in the government buildings. King Cooper Narceus went to go fix the government buildings at around 5:10 P.M. PLST (Paxlandic Standard Time). The IMU/ Intermicronational Military Unit Headquarters, which was repaired first, and the Royal Castle were both missing a piece of wood. He was sadly unable to bury the sticks into the ground, since he did not have a shovel.

 

This article was approved to be copied over to The Daily Micronational by King Cooper Narceus I of the Kingdom of Paxland            original version: https://kingdomofpaxlandgoverment.wordpress.com/2018/07/23/mass-destruction-in-paxland-all-government-buildings-destroyed/